January 2012
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Wow,
laughcentre:
I haven’t ate anything since last year
I haven’t showered since last year
One hour ago seems just like last year
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen them since last year
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
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“Across this dark sea
I will shine like a lighthouse
to bring you back home.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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To my followers this New Year's Eve,
thatawkwarddisneymoment:
I hope that you had a wonderful year, and may the next be filled with:
Magic
Adventure
Laughter
Friendships
Family
Romance
and happily ever afters
May you all find happiness, love, and laughter in everything you do next year, and forward.
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
hyminh:
RIP 2011
2011-2011
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Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
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December 2011
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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ALL THE MOVIES
azombiepirate:
Movie Master List Movie Genre folders: Action Movies Adventure Movies Animated Movies Chick Flicks Comedy Movies Comic Book Movies Disney/Pixar Movies Documentaries Drama Movies Family Movies Fantasy Movies GLBTQ Movies Horror Movies Musicals Rifftrax Science Fiction Movies Silent Movies Star Trek Movies Thriller Movies
Miscellaneous: Award Shows Concerts Sketch &...
